That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
they need to just BURY HIM!
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
What happened?
New Orleans
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