I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
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We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
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MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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