how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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