So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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