Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Randomize
