I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
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Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
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He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore