Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato