Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
We had to coat check the pizza.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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