He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
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Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
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I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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