STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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