i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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