I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I want to have your abortion
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
you didnt know i had herpes?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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