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I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
We need a shit load of segways right now
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
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