My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
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so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
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We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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