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everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
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I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
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He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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