there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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