I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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