She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Sorry about my life...
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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