Im at strip club and am horny
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
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