oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
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Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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