Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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