just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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