Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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