doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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