If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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