Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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