No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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