What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
