they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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