i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
where are my eyebrows?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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