..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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