I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
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i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
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But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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