lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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