I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
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the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
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Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
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