I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
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I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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