When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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