so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
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