Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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