May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
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I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
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Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Just high enough for therapy.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
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