I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
operation harelip BJ is a go
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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