Small penises have feelings too.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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