You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
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What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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