somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
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All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
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So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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