oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
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I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
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You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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