called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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