I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I will be naked everywhere
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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