You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
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