ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
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you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
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jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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