Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I think people are normalizing furries
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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