...so i touched it.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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