i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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