Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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