We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
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I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
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The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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