So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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