i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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