I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
COCAINE IS GR8
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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