I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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