so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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